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[Thursday
April 2nd, 2009 at 6:48pm]
Connecting to server...
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: hi
Stranger: CAN I TOUCH YOUR HOBBIT HOLE?
You: yes
Stranger: u a gurl?
You: that sounds really hot
You: no
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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[Wednesday
March 25th, 2009 at 1:09am]
WHY CAN'T I JUST DO MY HOMEWORK

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[Monday
February 16th, 2009 at 10:57pm]
STOP TALKING DURING MOVIES
FUCK

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[Friday
February 13th, 2009 at 10:57am]
i'm bored.

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[Saturday
January 31st, 2009 at 3:58pm]

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[Friday
January 30th, 2009 at 12:40pm]

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[Saturday
January 10th, 2009 at 9:25pm]
my head is currently on fire

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[Wednesday
December 31st, 2008 at 12:23pm]

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the letter c [Monday
October 27th, 2008 at 10:42pm]
so ambivilent gave me a missiont o name ten things i like with the letter c
super duper!

1. cookies
duh


2. cupcakes
DUH


3. COCK a doodle doo


4.
i got to see them in tallanasty last year and omg it was amazing. he let jami and i sing love connection. there was all of maybe 25 people there.


5. cecilia by simon and garfunkel



6. christmas lights. with or without alli hall in them


7.

8. camellias. maybe my fave flower


9. coats. name pea coats. double breasted, thanks.

(and devendra barnhart)

10. colbert, steven. my future husband.

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[Tuesday
September 16th, 2008 at 10:29am]
so i am moved in almost completely into my new dorm. i've been putting off hanging up things so my walls are still plane. must. finish. this. week.
two of my roommates are cool. one, not so much. she just annoys the shit out of me. from the very first moment when her moving truck was blocking in me and my mom. from when i saw a fuck ton of boxes in the living room AND her room. from when i heard her complaining that we brought kitchen things and so did she. from when she and her mom stared at me every fucking time i'd leave my room like i had a fucking dick growing out my forehead. from when i noticed she beauregarded the entire towel rack for her THREE towels leaving no room for my one. from when she came out showing off her god damn gold dragon. or, the best of all, from when i first noticed she likes to talk using speaker phone while holding it next to her face.
instead of unpacking the boxes of shit in the living room and kitchen she sits on her bed fucking cracking up at her tivo. i am bothered.

oh look! a call from roy!

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[Tuesday
September 9th, 2008 at 4:57pm]

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[Friday
August 29th, 2008 at 1:42am]
i really hope this fucking hurricane doesn't come here

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seriously. answer me this. [Thursday
August 21st, 2008 at 2:39am]
i really hate pants with words across the ass. really, i hate clothing with a lot of words. more so, i hate when you try and read said words and the person wearing the clothing thinks you are some sort of creep/bitch for reading their clothing. this is taken to a whole new level with bottoms with words across the ass. girls are basically inviting everyone to stare at their ass to read it. i remember once i was at some lame school thing where we had to play softball. i, of course, did my normal strike-out-on-purpose-not-watch-the-ball-in-the-outfield routine i perfected years before. but there was this girl with something stupid written across her ass and we all thought she was a dumb whore so we started chanting what was on her butt. she was totally confused until someone pointed out why we were saying what we were and she left embarrassed. except i know she loved that shit considering she was a whore and all.

but there are two specific brands that love to display themselves on asses:


(best photo ever for this too)

is there anything more fucking suggestive than writing juicy or pink on your ass? the entire 'pink' like for victoria's secret is a pedophiles dream. did no one at any point in developing this line stop and think, 'hm. wonder what the word pink can easily be referred to other than simply a color?' because had they thought for a moment what they were naming they would have realized it's fucking sick. they also have a lot of 'cute' underwear to choose from including my personal favorite which says 'teachers pet' across the ass. i was walking through with my mom and she asked when exactly does the teacher see this?
exactly.

conclusion: anyone who
1. wears pants with words across the ass
2. buys anything from the pink victoria's secret line
is a cheap, stupid whore. thank you and good night.

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[Wednesday
August 13th, 2008 at 1:54am]

stolen from perez hilton.
loves it!

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[Friday
July 18th, 2008 at 3:31am]
i just made sweet strange love the heath ledger

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story of my life [Tuesday
July 8th, 2008 at 12:05am]
natalie dee
nataliedee.com

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[Monday
June 23rd, 2008 at 7:33pm]

(HD) A More Perfect Union from Andrew Sloat on Vimeo.

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[Monday
June 2nd, 2008 at 12:40am]
i am home and i am content. i am already missing everyone at school.
i went with my mother tonight to see the sex in the city movie. i was disappointed. i found it to be cheesy and predictable. half the outfits were a joke. a fucking joke.
tomorrow i have to deal with jd and all that. i am not looking forward to it.

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[Thursday
May 29th, 2008 at 11:37am]
i'm going home tomorrow. but i'll be home saturday. bye bye savannah!

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[Friday
May 2nd, 2008 at 3:47am]
i'm tired and kind of sad. and lonely. nothing ever seems to work out how i want it although upon further inspection i think what i want isn't what i need. plus, if i got what i wanted, i would probably realize anyway it wasn't what i wanted.
nawmean?

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