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just for sarah b... mi lady [Apr. 28th, 2006|04:26 pm]
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have you dirty thoughts??
wants to pound you till you break the headboardkatastrophewife
wants to tongue bathe youacidpixie81
uses your picture as part of their masterbatory rituals...dreadfulbrian
draws xxx rated pictures of you and them togetherkatastrophewife
wants to tie you down and have their way with youtheattractions
wants to do you in public :Oshortjackgold
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(no subject) [Feb. 4th, 2006|12:20 pm]
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austin indeed.
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(no subject) [Jan. 27th, 2006|03:16 am]
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what george said.
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anyone up for some bacon??? [Jan. 11th, 2006|12:33 am]
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highlight of the evening:: seeing a wild pig/boar in my parking lot. strange.
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you know you're in arkansas [Dec. 28th, 2005|12:29 am]
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...when the dude at the bar thinks your brother is your husband!!

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my lips are waiting.... [Dec. 23rd, 2005|10:43 am]
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Kiss Me Under the Mistletoe! by Heidihoe85
Your Name
Your Christmas Smooch...
Your Kiss For New Year's...
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(no subject) [Dec. 22nd, 2005|05:18 pm]
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The Truth At Last San Antonio! by Heidihoe85
Your Name
You Secretly Are in Love With...
Who Secretly Loves You...
Your True Friend...
Who wishes they could be you...
Your Nemesis...
You secretly want to bang...
Person who talks the most shit about you...
The person who defends you...
Who you wake up with after drinking...
The one that you will kiss someday...
Only person you will know 20 years from now...
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(no subject) [Dec. 13th, 2005|07:11 pm]
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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

In October I got in line at the supermarket at the same time as someone else and I didn't yield (-8 points). In March I farted in an elevator (-6 points). In September I committed genocide... Sorry about that, in_the_wake_of_ (-5000 points). Last Thursday I put money in kitty_wench's expired parking meter (14 points). In November I punched clofmichelles in the arm (-10 points).

Overall, I've been naughty (-5010 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking!


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szdjlkfh;aserh;a [Dec. 7th, 2005|08:15 am]
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just got done with final #1.

BACK TO BED I GO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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ohhhh kids...... [Nov. 27th, 2005|10:35 pm]
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thanks for the present on my car this evening...

good to know someone drove all the way out there just cause they were thinking about me!!!! ohhhhhhhhhh how nice! losers!
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